joke: waec result

Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance: FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out. AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? he failed. FATHER: That’s terrible, what happened? AKPOS: You also remember Thambo who tutors me at home? He failed too! FATHER: What’s with the poor performance? AKPOS: Daddy I don’t know. That’s how it is. Even Kwame who won the Cowbell Science and Maths competition failed. FATHER: So how was your own result? AKPOS : You also remember John our senior prefect? He failed too. FATHER: (Angrily) Boy, tell me about your own result!! AKPOS : (angrily) Papa, if all these people I've been telling you about failed, how do you expect me to pass?