A Must Read Joke!!!

In a jumat service, a man ran into a mosque wit a sharpened cutlass nd asked a simple question....Who is a muslim? No answer. He asked again......who is a muslim? Yet no answer........d Iman pointed to one man, so d man took him away, nt knowing it was to help him kill a ram, after killing the ram, d man couldnt disseminate d body from d skin, so he came back to the mosque again wit blood dripping frm the cutlass and asked the same question again.... Who is a muslim?....This time, it seemed real to everyone, nd d Imam shouted---- "Praise the living lord" the whole mosque responded "Halleluyah"