heart surgery.

Akpos went for his heart surgery, having earned enough money through his pay-off after his retirement. The following conversation follows... AKPOS: Doctor, I'm so scared, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed lots of people. DOCTOR: You shouldn't be worried at all. (The doctor said courageously). AKPOS: But why doctor? (Akpos asked anxiously) DOCTOR: Because of all the surgeries that has been carried out in my hospital, it's only one person that has been recorded dead before. AKPOS: (feeling a little bit relieved) If I may ask, how many have you done so far doc? DOCTOR: Yours will be the second. Akpos fainted immediately!