definition of some strange things we do.

CRAZINESS: is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your 'face-me-I-face-you' apartment. FAITH: is using the last money on you to buy a wallet. What will you put inside d wallet, condoms? STUPIDITY: is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a small rented apartment. WEALTH: is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch. WASTAGE: is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your mai-guard and housemaid lives in it. TROUBLE: is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter-guard in a barrack. You may not live well enough to tell the story. IRONY: is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport. FOOLISHNESS: is taking a 5,000 naira cab to watch a film of 1,000 naira at Silverbird Cinemas. You could have waited for the pirated version or better still 'Molues' abound. LOVE: is buying 'suya' for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears gushing out from your eyes. If all guys can be like you. MADNESS: is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/ AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR. Any to get your desired hair- style. DIRTINESS: is when cockroaches, rats, ants and spiders become your room-mates and you say, ''God created them for a purpose.'' Big lie! No money to buy rat-traps and insecticides. SADNESS: is when you finish reading this and you don't laugh but frown your face. You can give more examples in the comment box below..................