joke: big girls in town

These are some types of 'Big Girls' we have in town: Kemi says, "Waiter, please I like my SALAD very hot. Also, can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA?'' Sharon says, "Hey friend, give me your PIN let me call you.'' Isabella says, "I'm so tired, I just made my hair in KFC." Abenaa replies, "Really?! I want to spend my summer in London dis Christmas period." Siphiwe explains, ''I Just bought my BB but I haven't collected the PIN.'' Bititi brags, ''When I'm flying, I always like the window seat cause I open it to allow fresh air.'' Valentina says, ''I prefer London to UK during winter!'' Faith says, ''Hmmm, you can't even imagine. I just bought a G-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket!'' Nkechi orders, ''Please, if you don't have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.'' You can give other examples in the comment box below...

Re-election ajenda: why is president jonnthan changing ministers like clothes

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, the man who headed the most volatile regime in the history of Nigeria has never seized to amaze most Nigerians. This year alone, he has replaced over 12 ministers in his cabinet. The recent being Abdu Bulama, Minister of Science & Technology, Steve Orise-Oru, Minister of Niger Delta, Dayo Adeyeye, Minister of State – Works, Ibrahim Shekarau, Minister of Education. Critics claimed President Jonathan is changing ministers to help boost his reelection come 2015. Time will tell where his administration will take Nigeria to. During his regime, Nigeria has lost over 500,000 citizens to terrorism while the oga on top is busy promoting his political agenda. According to an intelligence report released yesterday, 80% of the attacks carried out by Boko Haram are not reported. On a more serious note, an incapable president like Jonathan would have been suspended if Nigeria were to be a developed country but corruption has become the order of the day in our society. [Article by Titilola Oniru]

brain twisting riddle

Solve This Riddle: I'm The First On ''Earth''. I'm The Second In ''Heaven''. I Appear Twice In A ''Week''. You Can Only See Me Once In A ''Year''. Although, I'm In The Middle Of The ''sea''. What Am I?

joke: definition of an idiot

SON: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand? SON: No

joke: celebrity girlfriend

My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later, another call came in and when I checked, it was WIZ-KID calling. I was a little bit nervous but I remained calm. Five minutes later again, another call came in from IYANYAN. I said to myself, "omo! My girlfriend is a celebrity o!'" Something struck my mind and I decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine with. As I dialled my number, the name I saw made me numb for a few seconds. She stored my name as 'LATE SAM LOCO Callling.' Abeg people, what should I do to the girl? Help me answer in the comment box below............

joke: waec result

Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance: FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out. AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? he failed. FATHER: That’s terrible, what happened? AKPOS: You also remember Thambo who tutors me at home? He failed too! FATHER: What’s with the poor performance? AKPOS: Daddy I don’t know. That’s how it is. Even Kwame who won the Cowbell Science and Maths competition failed. FATHER: So how was your own result? AKPOS : You also remember John our senior prefect? He failed too. FATHER: (Angrily) Boy, tell me about your own result!! AKPOS : (angrily) Papa, if all these people I've been telling you about failed, how do you expect me to pass?

joke: Naija Hell fire

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one. At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome. However, at Nigerian Hell a long line of people is waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people waiting to get in?" "Because of the power cuts, the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."